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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

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solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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